I'd like to thank eonline.com for this little gem (please take note of the first line):
To be fair, I don't think anything can really be described as a "thinking-person's (something)," but this seems especially egregious.
Although, she is a master at the extended metaphor:
"Shut up and Drive"
I've been looking for a driver who's qualified
So if you think that you're the one step into my ride
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine
With a sunroof top and a gangster lean.
So if you feel me let me know, know, know
Come on now what you waiting for, for, for
My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode
So start me up and watch me go, go, go.
Get you where you want to go if you know what I mean
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves? Can you run all the lights?
If you can baby boy then we can go all night.
'Cause I'm 0 to 60 in 3.5
Baby, you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive.
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