Noooo! This is what the terrible people who own Strawberry Shortcake are doing to her:
She is skinnier, freckle-less, and her hat now boasts a trendy bill. The worst part? She isn't even wearing an apron! Blasphemy! Apparently, toy companies want to turn little girls into sassy bitches who constantly talk on their cell phones instead of playing with their adorable (and delicious-smelling) friendly cats. Where has all the cuteness gone?
Just keep your hands off Rainbow Brite!
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